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Why? Because they blame a non existent Patriarchy instead of Conservatives.They tried to co-op the entirety of the Atheist movement with Atheism Plus. Just because an over privileged white woman was hit on in an elevator. Propped up their own version of Sarah Palin. Just because most gamers are mean. Thus the "Patriarchy". They attacked their fellow liberals instead of standing with us. They turned into Communist Social Justice Warriors instead of standing with real Progressives.

Instead of supporting Marijuana decriminalization they instead fought to keep it illegal. Just so more men convicted of this misdemeanor will be kept in jail.It’s feminists fault that the First Black President will be a lame duck.

American as we know it will not survive to 2016. Be ready for a second great depression and war being declared against and In Syria. The Rich will get richer. Taxes for the middle class will increase. Potential Right Wing Terrorists will be emboldened. Feminists won’t care cause they will benefit from with siding with Republicans regardless. They only support white women at the expense of everyone else. Hell my own parents are going to loose their own jobs because Republicans hate the health care industry(mom works there) and my dad works for the government.

Because of Feminists lack of support for real liberal causes. Obama Care will be repealed. The New Deal will be repelled. Abortion clinics will be closed. Our military will be bankrupt because they will be forced to be the worst Fighter plane ever.

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I had major finger pain flare up again and didn't feel like working on anything. Now there is all this newfangled crap and I barely know how to use anything.
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This was posted on The Nice Guy.com. I know It says satire and meant to be funny but it's actually quite accurate has to how women my age, and those mainly in the anglosphere behave.


Where Did All The Good Men Go?

Satire by AldenHamil

I am a woman of Generation Y and I've just turned 29 years old. I've been looking for Mr. Right since I was 26 and there's one little problem I keep running into: There are no Mr. Rights lining up to marry me! I know I'm not alone here, because I've seen plenty of articles on the Internet about women just like me having the same problem. I really don't know what's wrong with me, and why men aren't more interested in me.

I'll admit... I've made some mistakes. Like most women of my generation, I grew up being taught that I could do anything I wanted, and that there'd never be consequences for my actions. I was always taught that I deserved the world, and that my entire life would fall into perfect harmony any time I wanted it to, including marriage, promptly by the age of 30. You see, being taught these notions as a little girl, I decided to do what most of my girlfriends did: once I got out of high school, I spent the next ten years "finding myself" by spending all of my free time chain-smoking cigarettes and getting drunk in bars and clubs. There were many men I got involved with during this period of my life. None of them were the wholeseome kind of men you could build a life with, but I didn't care. I wanted action. I wanted excitement and drama. I knew those men never cared about me and only wanted sex, but I gave it to them anyway. Some of them hit me, and a few smashed in my car windows, but whatever. I've been with over fifty men, not counting the ones I just fooled around with. Is this hurting my chance to find true love?

There were a few really great men who came into and out of my life during this period, usually from outside the bar scene. They were men who really cared about me, who were concerned for my well being, and who did the little special things to let me know they cared, but I ignored them. I did, I'll admit it. Every man who came into my life who displayed these positive traits - the kind of traits that could have led to stability and happiness - I rejected. I found them boring. Honestly, I was having too much fun with my lifestyle to ever take notice of the men who actually treated me like a human being. I was addicted to promiscuous sex with bad boys who never loved me. Most of my girlfriends were the same way. Why settle for a good man before you have to, right?!

Now I'm 29 years old. I only drink on the weekends and I've curbed my smoking somewhat, but it's taken a real toll on my body. My looks are fading, and my biological clock is ticking. I am a single mother of one child born out of wedlock to an abusive, no-good father who never loved me or even had a relationship with me. Not that I wanted a relationship - he was just some guy I met in a bar and I liked how he talked to me like I was dirt. What can I say, it made me hot. He's currently in prison for armed robbery, so he's not coming back for another eleven years.

I guess it helps to know that I'm not alone in this. Nearly all of my girlfriends made the same decisions I made, and we're all having trouble landing quality, marriage-minded men now that we're getting older. Where did all of those good men go? Didn't they realize that all we needed was a decade of promiscuous, no-strings-attached sex with non-committed, low quality men, after which we'd be ready to "settle" for a decent, stable man and a house with a white picket fence?

I mean what gives? I'm done chasing bad boys and now I feel like I deserve to have a kind and hard-working man come and marry me and be a good provider and father to my son. I don't care what he looks like as long as he's over 6 feet tall, makes good money, doesn't have kids, hasn't ever been married, has a nice car, has his own house, is planning for the future, is confident, funny, independent (but not too independent), fashionable, suave, educated, cultured, and wants to treat me like the amazing, special person that I am. Is that really too much to ask? Why can I not find a man like this? Where did all the good men go?

Signed,

The Women of Generation Y




As you can see, its quite self centered and egotistical with standards that are way to high for most men to meet and completely unreasonable to any man who hasn't been married. Which describes how women my age are perfectly.
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So responsible gun owners can keep their weapons. These crazy rednecks can't process in their heads to using any other assault rifle, so this will cut down on mass killings. As for gang crime, you need something small like a UZI. The Jews make better guns then us anyways, and these are aftermarket guns that were covered in the Assault Weapons ban.

In militaries that aren't America M16's and M4's are quickly becoming  rear echelon rifles if they aren't already. Plus them socialist bullpups and guns like the ARX-160, FN's(SCAR AND FNC) are superior in every way. Even our Army wants to replace the M4 (it's just a cut down M16) because Colts junk is a POS that needed to be fixed by FN. What other army uses a shitty fifty year old gun with plastic and fancy tacticool shit on it? A third world one maybe. Even the Tavor and AUG come in carbine forms, and the while France has the Famas that thing is fraken overpowered as it strips the brass off of 5.56 rounds. So they need to get rid of it or buy steel bullets which cost a lot more.

You also don't see owners of bullpups and AR-18 derivatives killing people in mass. Mostly because these dumb hicks can't handle a the recoil of a superior firearm so they have to bash them and ignore the fact that must bullpups are ambidextrous. You gotta be a lazy hick if you can't be bothered to move some gun parts around yourself, and any bullpup that isn't ambidextrous is before the Steyr AUG (better magazines than the STANAG) an AK conversion or the engineers need to be fired.

Also do we really need sub machine guns for self protection? Most of these are 9mm well it's meant to maim instead of kill and inferior to PDW calibers.  I would suggest .45 but the 1911 is one of the most overrated and overly expensive pistol of all time. A thousands dollars for a pistol is a ripoff but don't tell that to dumb hicks. Hell Colt even managed to scam the Marine-Core top brass into buying more of them, so guess we can see more dead service members because of Colts junk. So yes the 1911 is inferior to a .45 Glock, CZ, the PX4 Storm and half the price. Than again I doubt hicks are too dumb to buy them because their  not made in "Emerica"

These people are stupid enough to believe that their guns will protect them from the military, who have superior hardware(ie. the FN's, the HK's and upgraded M14's).  Nor will you see them coming since no hick can train themselves to be as good as a military sniper and their spotter, their tech makes them better shots in addition to superior training. Even an M1A2 can track a moving vehicle and remain stationary before the crew decides to blind you with air burst rounds.

In short, if I can't buy some of my favorite guns anymore I'll know who to blame. These people that are against even the weakest of gun control measures are ruining it for everyone else.

Also I blame Ronald Regan for getting shot so I can't own a proper AUG.
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Short title because dA wants people to upgrade for money. My real blog title isn't that insulting but these people deserve it.

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One of the major fails of our media coverage about Hurricane Sandy is the biggest elephant in the room that most people avert their eyes too. There are even several posts on this website made by denialist cooperate morons(at least one is a fur fag so that makes his credibility questionable) and the dumbest members of dA agree with them. A hundred dollar toy doesn't make you an expert on anything anymore than wearing an army uniform and an M16 make you a soldier without the proper training.

The only network that even had serious discussion about climate change is Current TV, so much for the the right wing myth of a liberal media. The network barely has anything that can called news except for four hours daily. Their still fail though as much of their coverage was based around the election.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwCo9l…

Of course right wing nut jobs would say that Obama has a pro global warming agenda because of the appearance of one the administration's adviser. However a a Professor is a lot more credible than a right wing blogger. Hurricanes in the North East were quite rare until last year as until Irene in 2011.

Not even the fail that is MSNBC had that much while I was watching online streams. The joke being that NBC is liberal when its mostly DC villager talking points all day except Prime time and Martin Bashir. America has become the opposite of Winston Churchill's times. Liberal is the thinking of an adult, conservative is the mentally of a child. However evidence shows that even he did exactly what I just said and Britain's political spectrum are nothing like ours.

Such childish thinking is why morons like Bob Lutz was fired from GM.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klgp_q…

If you still deny that Climate Change isn't happening your a right wing moron that frequents right wing corporate propaganda blogs while trumpeting anti science false hoods as facts. As the deaths of Hurricane Sandy victims are on you.
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